Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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