He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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