love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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