So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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