Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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