I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Is Oprah even human
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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