I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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