Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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