if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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