i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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