I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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