i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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