I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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