Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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