I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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