Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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