just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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