we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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