While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Dicks are not precious.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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