her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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