i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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