my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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