So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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