i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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