I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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