hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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