But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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