is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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