Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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