ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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