Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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