I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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