We're facebook friends in real life
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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