I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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