Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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