how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood