My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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