out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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