yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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