if i died would you start the facebook group?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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