I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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