i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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