dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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