Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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