Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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