So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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