Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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