Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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