Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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