Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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