My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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