Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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