people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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